B                  D#7               G#m             E  
I've been skipping meals and dodging plans and listening to pop punk bands
B           D#7            G#m       E  
I'm tired of tryna fake it like it's fine
    B             D#7                    G#m        C#7  
Been yelling at my friends and staying online til 3am
   B                  D              G#m  
Hey teacher could you please extend my deadline
 C#m                                  C#7                          E                   F#add9  
I Swore that I'd be done by now but I need another year or two to finish developing my mind

         E       F#add9                  B  
Oh, I'm a toddler running through the bank
    E                F#add9           B    D#7   G#m  
They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst
       C#m  
Why do I still relate to ladybird
  C#7  
And Taylor Swift makes me feel heard
    B              D#7               G#m  
It's like my pen is stuck to the last page
 E                     D
And I can't finish my damn coming of age

B      D#7     G#m     E   B    D#7    G#m  

 B                   D#7              G#m  
I count the New Years days I never changed
        E                     B  
The only difference is the pain piercing my
D#7           G#m     E  
temples every moring
 B            D#7              G#m  
A quarter century but I'm still me
           E                B  
Now with an overpriced degree
         D#7             G#m  
I haven't seen since graduation
      C#m                              C#7  
Sure Id love to grab coffee soon but I might not text u back til June
       E                          F#add9  
I'm not busy I'm just full of reservations
[Chorus 2]
     E       F#add9                  B  
I'm a toddler running through the bank
    E                F#add9           B    D#7   G#m  
They told me I'd grow out of all this adolescent angst
          C#m  
Hate that I still relate with Ladybird
  C#7  
And Taylor's got a way with words
    B              D#7              G#m  
It's like my pen is stuck to the last page
     E                 D
And I can't finish my damn coming of age

B                 D#7  
What's the point of growing up
         G#m         E  
When it's obvious the world is fucked
  B                     D#7           G#m   E  
By stuff someone thought up before my time
       B               D#7  
So I'll clean my toilet pay my bills
G#m          E  
Eat my salad take my pills
    B            D#7             G#m  C#7  
In a box inside a city that's on fire
  E                          F#add9  
No wonder why I always wake up tired

     E       F#add9              B  
I’m a toddler running through the bank
E                 F#add9          B    D#7    G#m  
I don't think I'll grow out of my existential angst
            C#m  
I’ll skip the philosophical pretense
  C#7  
Cus Kierkegaard's a little dense
       B              D#7            G#m  
I can't focus, drawing doodles on the page
       E    C#m  7  C#m  C#m  7C#m        G#m        C#7                F#add9  
Of this never-ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ending
F#  
coming of age
B     D#7      G#m  
(whistling)
E  
La da da da da da
B         D#7       G#m       E                       B  
Daa da da da daa daa daa daa da la da da da da da dada daaaaaaaaaaaa